Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister
so little money, so much to want
"we can get mcdonalds on the way home"
*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*
at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*
When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies
who am i shaving for